I cannot claim ownership of the following job details, but since I got it from a coworker and he said it was okay to share with the world, it is too good to withhold from the rest of the world.

I helped my Quebecois friend update his resume. We met in the Czech Republic where he worked at a boutique investment bank.

This description is accurate.

[Company name omitted for privacy reasons]. – Ostrava – Prague (Czech Republic) Analyst – june00 – nov00

Worked diligently to cultivate cross-cultural relationships with Czech colleagues. This included late night team bonding involving the consumption of locally brewed alcoholic beverages.
One one occasion, I continued the session well after my colleagues had gone home, working all night to engage with Czech members of the community. The next morning, before returning home to change or shower, I assisted a developmentally disabled Czech man by bringing him to the office in order to find help.

I’m fairly certain this is legit. I do wonder what the rest of the resume reads though.